Drunk in bed with a boy. How is it that there are never girls who want to let me crash drunkenly in their bed and not have sex. Boys always end up being the no sex cuddle partners.
I miss passing out on boobs. Oh boobs, why are you never around to snuggle with?
Happy bday to me, I’m so fucking drunk.
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“I like that I stick out. I was watching ‘Valentine’s Day’ on the plane recently. I have a tiny part in that movie. I was watching all the women — Jessica Biel, and Emma Roberts, and Jennifer Garner and Julia Roberts. They are gorgeous women, and I don’t want to take anything away from them, but they all do have a very classical look, with a very thin nose. I’m watching this parade of these faces and then, boom, it was my face, and I was taken aback. I was like, ‘Oh, my nose is so big!’ I have never in my life thought I had a big nose, but, well, there it was. The first time I was on TV, on ‘Flight of the Conchords,’ someone put up a YouTube clip and said, ‘You’re too ugly to be on TV.’ And I was like, ‘That is exactly why it’s a good thing that I’m on TV.’”
Ilu.
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billie piper 49 + 50 / 50
This pictured surprised me, so I googled “Billie Piper Kaya Scodelario”
omg you guys
“True Love is a five-episode 2012 semi-improvised BBC television drama. Each episode is a self-contained story, devised through improvisation (a first for BBC1 drama), exploring an issue related to love and relationships. … Episode one centres on Nick (David Tennant), whose happy marriage is turned upside down by the reappearance of his first love. Episode two centres on Paul (Ashley Walters), a new dad who experiences ‘love at first sight’. Episode three centres on Holly (Billie Piper), a teacher who develops feelings for a female pupil (Kaya Scodelario). Episode four centres on Sandra (Jane Horrocks), a middle-aged woman in a stale marriage to an unfaithful husband. Episode five centres on Adrian (David Morrissey), a divorcee who becomes the victim of an obsessive love. While each episode is self-contained, the series is set in the same town and there is some overlap between episodes.”
There is going to be an improvised drama where Rose Tyler falls in lesbians with Effy Stonem.
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it’s hilarious that i can read the most fucked up fic ever, but be like…”what infidelity? NO THANK YOU!”
like, i would rather read about amputation of a limb in a sexy way (or you know…whatever) than read about someone cheating.
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Click here to take a peek at the new Three Word Phrase book!
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I want Susan Saradon to only kiss ladies… forever and forever.
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what’s the hanky code for “i only wanna fuck if we make hella food afterwards”
a hamburger bun peeking coyly out of your back left pocket
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