you grace me with your cold shoulder

17th April 2014

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M A “ONE-UPPER”?
I MEAN THAT YOU EXAGGERATE OR OUTRIGHT LIE, NOT ONLY TO MAKE YOURSELF SEEM FAR MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU ACTUALLY ARE, BUT ALSO OUT OF A MISGUIDED SPIRIT OF COMPETITIVENESS AND/OR ENVY. THAT YOU WILL NOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO JUST ENJOY SOMEONE ELSE’S EXPERIENCES AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS BECAUSE IT ERRONEOUSLY MAKES YOU FEEL INFERIOR, SO YOU FABRICATE WIDLY IMPROBABLE TALES TO SUIT YOUR NEED FOR SITUATIONAL DOMINANCE. THAT IS WHAT I MEAN BY THAT.
I DON’T DO THAT.
I’D ARGUE, BUT I HAVE A DATE AT 5:30 AND I NEED TO GET READY.
WELL THAT’S FINE WITH ME, BECAUSE I HAVE TWO DATES AT 5:30.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M A “ONE-UPPER”?

I MEAN THAT YOU EXAGGERATE OR OUTRIGHT LIE, NOT ONLY TO MAKE YOURSELF SEEM FAR MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU ACTUALLY ARE, BUT ALSO OUT OF A MISGUIDED SPIRIT OF COMPETITIVENESS AND/OR ENVY. THAT YOU WILL NOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO JUST ENJOY SOMEONE ELSE’S EXPERIENCES AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS BECAUSE IT ERRONEOUSLY MAKES YOU FEEL INFERIOR, SO YOU FABRICATE WIDLY IMPROBABLE TALES TO SUIT YOUR NEED FOR SITUATIONAL DOMINANCE. THAT IS WHAT I MEAN BY THAT.

I DON’T DO THAT.

I’D ARGUE, BUT I HAVE A DATE AT 5:30 AND I NEED TO GET READY.

WELL THAT’S FINE WITH ME, BECAUSE I HAVE TWO DATES AT 5:30.

17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from rubdown with 49,420 notes

We know who you are, we’ve heard all about you, but hearing is one thing.

Tagged: YES SHE IS ALL OF THOSE THINGS

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17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from DJ Roomba with 77,631 notes

Ellen Page arrives at the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscars Party

Tagged: GODDDDDDDAMN

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17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from "What's my line?" and other observations with 2,121 notes

spockvarietyhour:

robertkazinsky:

Film Meme: female characters (6/8)

What if I go north? Disappear. Would you come after me? Hunt me? - Rachael

It’s too bad she won’t live. But then again who does?

Tagged: i think about her a lot

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17th April 2014

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Tagged: true detective: aka the only show about a white man i love

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17th April 2014

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i don’t watch glee, but I LOVE ADAM LAMBERT FOREVER, so now i need adam/chris colfer fics in my life

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17th April 2014

Photo reblogged from zlot with 1,115 notes

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL. ON THE ONE HAND, YES PLEASE. ON THE OTHER, J & B, HET PAIRING OF MY HEART?

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL. ON THE ONE HAND, YES PLEASE. ON THE OTHER, J & B, HET PAIRING OF MY HEART?

Source: gameofthronesdaily

15th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from WANTON PON-FARR FUCKERY & SPACE CUMSLUTTERY with 4,403 notes

Tagged: This was the fucking best omgggggggg

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15th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from zlot with 1,725 notes

Tagged: Just caught up and seeing her again brought joy to my life

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15th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from JetGirl: Neighborhood Fangirl Dealer with 25,347 notes

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